Future Trends:
Behavioral Questions
- Can you discuss any experience you have with financial applications or trading systems?
Why do narcissists and especially covert narcissists always play the victim?
Regulatory and Security Considerations:
Preparation Tips
Understanding Financial Services:
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Strategic Questions
Problem Solving:
Industry Knowledge: Familiarize yourself with current trends in technology and finance, especially those relevant to JP Morgan.
Can a 40-year-old date a 20-year-old?
- How do you see the role of Java evolving in the context of cloud computing and microservices?
- How do you manage dependencies in your Java applications?
- What emerging technologies do you think will impact Java development in the financial sector?
Why are most girls not open to the idea of anal sex?
Technical Questions
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Know Your Resume: Be prepared to discuss any project or experience listed on your resume in detail.
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- Describe a situation where you had to make a critical decision under pressure. What was the outcome?
- Describe a situation where you had to optimize a Java application for performance. What steps did you take?
- Can you give an example of a complex problem you faced in a Java project and how you solved it?
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- What are the key differences between Java 8 and Java 11? Why is it important to stay updated with Java versions?
Practice Problem-Solving: Be ready to discuss your thought process in tackling technical challenges.
Performance Optimization:
What's it like to have an IQ of 140 to 170? Do people notice you're different?
- Can you walk us through the design of a scalable Java application? What design patterns would you consider?
- How do you monitor the performance of a Java application in production?
- How do you handle conflicts within your development team?
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Frameworks and Tools:
- How do you think Java is used in the financial services industry?
- Explain the concept of garbage collection in Java. How does it work, and what are some common strategies?
What are the most extreme examples of hypocrisy?
Domain-Specific Questions
- What frameworks have you used in your Java projects? Can you discuss your experience with Spring or Hibernate?
Java Fundamentals:
Why do many women like tall men?
- What security practices do you follow when developing Java applications, especially in a financial context?
- Describe a time when you led a project. What challenges did you face, and how did you overcome them?
- How do you ensure compliance with regulations in your software development process?
What would happen if the Soviet Union had simply annexed Manchuria after World War 2 or kept it independent as a puppet state allied them and separate from China as China was too weak too oppose it anyway?
System Design:
Company Fit:
Leadership and Teamwork:
What are some reasons for the widespread dislike of President Trump? In your opinion, has he been a good or bad president?
- How would you handle concurrency in a Java application?
In interviews with an executive director at JP Morgan for a position requiring 6 years of experience in Java, you can expect questions that assess your technical expertise, problem-solving abilities, leadership skills, and understanding of financial services. Here are some potential questions:
- What do you know about our technology stack and how it aligns with your experience?
Hi everybody! I have been looking at posts on narcs and narc abuse on here and if has really helped me out a lot. I am currently struggling with my situation and need some advice/support.
I met a narc last year, everything seemed to good to be true. Love bombing, always texting calling and taking me on dates. Everything changed when someone warned me about him out in public in front of him and who he is. This caused a conflict with us and the love bombing seized.
he would tell me that everything is okay and i can come and talk. He would set a time limit on me and kick me out after that.
he would then text me like everything was fine and we hung out again and after that he completely ghosted me for one week. He came back and texted me a week later laughing about the ghosting and acting like nothing had happened.
he continued to text me ( not like in the beginning) make plans with me, then on the day of the plans he would just ghost me. One day he would act interested the next silence.
i contacted him a month later and he acted like nothing happened. He was on a vacation and sent me a picture of another woman ( someone he allegedly met on the trip) to strike a reaction but i never gave him one. After the trip he came to my place and was extremely rude, accusing me of going on dates with a bunch of men. The next day he accused me of being an alcoholic and that he wanted nothing to do with me but said well maybe we can be "friends" then ghosted me
i assumed at this point it was over and i would never hear from him again. He contacted me on the holiday a month later acting like everything was great. We ended up hanging out a month or so later and when we hung out it went well, i thought things were going in the right direction.
after we hung out.. silence. I would try to text him and if he replied it would be very short then he just stopped replying. He ghosted me for almost three months. I thought he was done this time and of course he popped up again like nothing happened. At this point i was getting sick of if so i questioned him as to why he dissapeared and always does this. Of course he had some sob story about a injury and family member dying of cancer. I felt pity for him and he gave me an apology.. so i took him back stupidly.
things seemed to be going smooth for a couple months, of course until his family member died and his injury got better he never contacted me and was distant. Menawhile, i was there for him during the difficult time for him. He lied to me about the funeral and never wanted to chat. I was chasing him and he would always claim nothing was wrong but when i said i thought he used me when he was down he could not handle it and would always tell me he didnt care and to go away. I would get so upset i would try texting him to work it out he would barelt respond and if he did he would not be nice about it.
we did hang out a couple times after that, he would ignore me after. One day i was like hey i think you are seeing someone else, and i was like well ixam seeing someone so no problem if you are he said " buy bye good luck with your new guy stop contacting me" i was devastated and tried to get into contact with him for weeks then i just gave up and accepted it was over. He ended up contacting me a month later acting like everything was fine. He wanted to go out and have drinks i told him i would. He and i both seemed to have a great time. He ends up ignoring me again. I kept texting him trying to figure out what was wrong. He kept saying everything was fine and i said ok can we hang out again? He said maybe i was like why? He just kept saying maybe …
our last conversation we had… i said what is wrong ? He said nothing is wrong everything is fine. I asked him why he keeps saying maybe. He said " maybe but i dont want to see you right now" i said why? He saix " im just not feeling it, if i wanted to date i would" i said why did you contact me less then a week ago wanting to go out? He said i didnt.. even though he did. So i said should i just move on or what? He said whatever you want to do. So i said that he was really confusing me and asked him if he had anything more to say before i move on? My messages were turning green so i panicked he blocked me and reacted irrationally. I said " omg did you block me? My messages are not going through. Even texted him on my work phone asking what was up. And called him twice ( please dont judge me i know it is pathetic i never was this type of girl before him) so he replied and said " Ok I'll block you now" then immedietly blocked me. He has never blocked me before since I have met him he will just ghost. Is this ths final discard aka " grand finale? Did i just push him too far?
this has upset me so much its hard to even function.
- Why do you want to work at JP Morgan, and how do you think you can contribute to our goals?
